afena's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 22% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 09:53:12 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 12:33:04 PM |
Alco Money! : $ 462 |
Guests of Honour
jadedeyeslie is an offensive Buddhist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic.
jadedeyeslie drank 6 Pernods, 8 Goldschlagers, 4 Everclears.
afena is a sexually repressed Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking.
afena drank 4 Poteens, 1 Sambucca, 1 Champagne, 5 Sherrys, 1 Cider, 1 Gin, 1 Pilsner.
johnmorgan is a melancholy Buddhist.
johnmorgan drank 4 Sambuccas, 1 Cognac, 2 Everclears.
fallz is an erratic Wiccan.
fallz drank 17 Stouts, 2 Red Wines, 1 Vermouth.
lisa_loeb_fan is a glum Atheist.
lisa_loeb_fan drank 17 Pernods, 2 Tequilas.
freakshow27 is a disconsolate Wiccan and a lover of everything alcoholic.
freakshow27 drank 1 Sambucca, 3 Aftershocks.
bzzznatbzzz is a suicidal Liberal Christian and is as anti-alcohol as they come who deliberately wastes police time during natural disasters.
bzzznatbzzz drank 3 Mint Juleps.
whitespyedher is an animated Hindu and a constantly polaxed mofo.
whitespyedher drank 8 Kahluas.
sir_indian is an offensive Fundementalist Christian.
sir_indian decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
w00t4ewan is a paranoid Liberal Christian and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this.
w00t4ewan drank 1 Gin, 2 Vermouths.
kiwitini is a downhearted Muslim and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this.
kiwitini drank 14 Rums.
ashlees is a foul Fundementalist Christian and a greasy lager lout.
ashlees decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!
Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to jadedeyeslie, afena, johnmorgan, fallz, lisa_loeb_fan, bzzznatbzzz, w00t4ewan, kiwitini.
Fights
sir_indian was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of fallz at a party hosted by someone known only as afena. fallz was burnt at the stake at afena's home sometime around 06:15:35 AM.
afena's party ended in disaster after afena suggested that ashlees fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both ashlees and afena will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
To say that fallz loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
Random Events
lisa_loeb_fan and whitespyedher fought all night after whitespyedher whipped out a picture
of lisa_loeb_fan's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. bzzznatbzzz wet themselves amidst the hysteria.
johnmorgan was pissed by 06 PM and made an utter twat of themselves.
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